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愚人节笑话英文

2014-04-01 
preacher: why? what did he do to you?  神父:为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?

  girl: he touched my breast.
  女孩:他……他摸我的胸部
  preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
  神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
  girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
  女孩:(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
  preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
  神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
  girl: but he also took off my cloth.
  女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
  preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
  神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
  girl: yes, that“s what he did.
  女孩:是的,是这样子没错
  preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
  神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
  girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
  女孩:然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
  preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
  神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
  girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
  女孩:(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………
  preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
  神父:我亲爱的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」
  girl: but he had aids!!
  女孩:但是他有爱滋病呀!!

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