吞鼻屎
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编辑推荐:
一日上课,同学挖鼻屎,一不小心将鼻屎吞进了嘴里,同学焦急起身:“老师,我不小心把鼻屎吃进了嘴里。”
老师惊呆:“你是怎么把它吃进去的.”
同学想了想,从自己鼻孔里挖出一团鼻屎,塞进了嘴里道:“老师,是这样的。”
老师尖叫:“你怎么能把自己的鼻屎吞进去呢?”
同学想了一会儿,将同桌按到在地,伸手掏出一团同学的鼻屎塞进了嘴里,道:“老师,现在不是我的鼻屎了……”
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