笑话:鱿鱼
从前有个鱼夫,钓上来一条鱿鱼。那只鱿鱼泪汪汪地对鱼夫说:“求求你,别把我烤来吃。”鱼夫说:“好啊,但我必须考一下你!”鱿鱼激动地说:“你考我吧!你考我吧!”然后鱼夫就把它给烤了。
从前有个鱼夫,钓上来一条鱿鱼。那只鱿鱼泪汪汪地对鱼夫说:“求求你,别把我烤来吃。”鱼夫说:“好啊,但我必须考一下你!”鱿鱼激动地说:“你考我吧!你考我吧!”然后鱼夫就把它给烤了。
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