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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
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This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
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Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
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Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
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Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
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Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
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Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
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Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
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Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair